My kids are zoned for a school that begins at 8 AM!
I was loading the dishwasher this morning when the nearby church bells rang for the 8 o'clock hour and it hit me that I really cannot send my kids to public school for one very important reason: we would NEVER make it on time. Ever.
Seriously, the school would call the state on me because I would be the mother with the crazy eyes and banshee hair screaming at her kids to get out of the car.
So that settles it. There's no going back now.