Clearly this was a bear with a discerning palate

So I opened my local paper yesterday and was greeted with this little gem:

Man Slapped by Bear Fined $200

SANFORD – A Longwood-area man who opened his door one day and was slapped by a bear pleaded no contest Tuesday to feeding wildlife and was fined $200 and placed on six months probation.

If that's not worth blogging about, I don't know what is.

So apparently this guy's crime was that he was feeding feral cats which is apparently a crime against society, hence the $200 fine.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that the bear was a female. Shoulda left out Thin Mints, my man, and this never would've happened.