Every woman has an "I'll never" list before she has children. Here are a few highlights from my own list:
- Drive a mini-van (mine's white with a big dent in the side)
- Bribe my children (can you say potty training?)
- Use the TV as a babysitter (let me go turn down "Word World" so I can focus a little better)
- Pay money to see one of those stage shows based on a TV character...